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Tony tried a pleasantry. "Lovely day for tennis, eh Keith?"
"Get to the point will you Four Bollocks?" growled Keith.
"I was just wondering if you've got any work of the uhh... bovine variety on the go?"
"I might have something, yeah. We're talking about a shedload of prime fillet here Tony. Have you got a crew?"
"Well I was thinking me, Reverend Blue Jeans, Patio Chair, and maybe Greville?"
To cut a long story short, one day in the summer of 1993, Tony Forbolleaux met up with his old friend Beef Thief Keith for a game of tennis. He was looking for gainfull employment, and Beef Thief Keith only ever talked business over a gentlemanly match of the gentleman's game.
"Greville?" roared Beef Thief Keith. "You must be chuffing joking! After the fiasco with that tonne of rib eye?"
"I told him to round it all up...."
"Yeah, well he f^$*;&g ground it all up didn't he"
"He's got a hearing aid ..."
FAULT! SECOND SERVICE.
"Thats a no then!"
GAME BEEF THIEF KEITH. FORBOLLEAUX TO SERVE.
"Lets see if you've got yourself a service game yet then Four Bollocks"
(Note : In a recent interview, Forbolleaux inferred that he may have confused some of his earlier memories of this event with something he read in Andre Agassi's memoires.) TBC......
NEXT TIME .....
Beef thief Keith invites Tony Forbolleaux and his crew into his lair to explain his dastardly plan. To perform the most audacious robbery of livestock from one of the most dangerous beef barons the world has ever known. End of.
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