The ballad of 
          Machine Gun Clive.

A double hard bastard who works for Beef Thief Keith, Machine Gun Clive is not a man to be trifled with.   

Where's the machine gun, Clive?

Clive is generally a mild mannered man, but he gets mighty ticked off when people ask him silly questions.

Clive carries his machine guns with him at all times...

That's just how Clive rolls, I suppose. 

Clive's only fault to his knowledge, was his brutal honesty.

Otherwise, he was a qualified and motivated professional.

Machine Gun Clive is a very dangerous man!

TONY F:  'DANGEROUS! Hahaha!  He cried at the end of "Nanny McPhee : The big bang theory" yesterday!'

Tony Forbolleaux

Painter & Adventurer

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