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Tony Forbolleaux has been around since way back. I'll tell you another story about him next time.
Cheers
Hello and thanks for visiting Tonyforbolleaux.com. Its just for laughs and doesn't mean to offend anyone. Cheers for having a look, and I'll try to produce something at least half decent, at some point.
Some new bits are coming, not to mention an exclusive interview with Taylor Swift. Cheers. Al
Tony Forbolleaux
Actor Extrordinaire
I love painting stuff!
tony@tonyforbolleaux.com.
www.tonyforbolleaux.com
I'm Tony Forbolleaux, actor, painter, and adventurer extraordinaire. What do you want me to paint? I'll have a go at anything within reason. It might not be very good, but I'll give it a good go anyway. Cheers.
Experience
February 2019 until Present
Actor, Painter and Adventurer Extraordinaire.
April 2016 - Feb 2019
Wastrel.
June 2013 - Jan 2016
Bicuit taster.
Education
2003 until Present
School of Hard Knocks
2001 - 2003
Bournemouth college - Media production & Communication (grades unimportant)
1996 - 2001
Winton School of excellence
Ready to take your order :)
Tony hasn't actually sold anything yet, but he insists that "loooooaaads of people" are going to want to buy copies of his juvenile "art work", or want to wear a t-shirt or pair of trousers emblazoned with his ridiculous face. Send him an e-mail if your interested in that kind of rubbish.
Tony's Gallery
Click on the Button bellow to look at Tony's gallery. It's green and just down bellow this text. Its got 'Button' written on it?
Lessons in Tai Chi with Tony.
Tony saw something about Tai Chi on TV the other day,
and now he thinks he's fully qualified to teach everyone how to do it at home.
Some of the scandalous misadventures involving Tony Forbolleaux and his cohorts.
The Great Wimbledon Beef Heist of 1994
At some point during the hazier part of the 1990's, Forbolleaux and a small group of friends, associates, and / or cohorts took part in an audacious robbery of rare quality fillet steak from one of the most merciless and unscrupulous beef barons the world has ever known...
The tarpaulin killer
Soon after his return to the UK after going into hiding for several years after the great Wimbledon beef heist went tits up, Tony teamed up with his old friend Reverend Blue Jeans to form the Blue Jeans & Forbolleaux Detective Agency. Here's a yarn about one of the more i nteresting cases they caught....
Takes a high dive...
I've started to work on a short animation of this buffoon being chased up a diving board by a monstrous assailant with an ice cream tattooed to his forehead, with hilarious consequences. Bear with me. Its going to be really really good. I promise...
Tony Forbolleaux
Painter & Adventurer
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