TonyForbolleaux.com
Hello everyone and welcome to TonyForbolleaux.com
It's just a bit of nonsense aimed toward the general nonsense appreciating crowd.
Tony Forbolleaux has been around since way back. I'll tell you another story about him next time.
It contains the odd bit of fruity language.
Cheers to Jon Link of Modern Toss for the excellent portrait.
Al
BREAKING NEWS:
Fisherman Angus McAngus has become the first person to see the 'Loch Ness Monster'.
Yes its true. Tony's mate Angus has claimed that he has seen the actual Loch Ness monster. More info to come ....
PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT
We have been informed that someone has been going around vandalising dogs. Please be wary of anybody who is acting suspiciously around your dog.
Tony Forbolleaux
Actor Extrordinaire
I love painting stuff!
tony@tonyforbolleaux.com.
www.tonyforbolleaux.com
I'm Tony Forbolleaux, actor, painter, and adventurer extraordinaire. What do you want me to paint? I'll have a go at anything within reason. It might not be very good, but I'll give it a good go anyway. Cheers.
Experience
February 2019 until Present
Actor, Painter and Adventurer Extraordinaire.
April 2016 - Feb 2019
Wastrel.
June 2013 - Jan 2016
Bicuit taster.
Education
2003 until Present
School of Hard Knocks
2001 - 2003
Bournemouth college - Media production & Communication (grades unimportant)
1996 - 2001
Winton School of excellence
"Is it all over already?"
Well it it's certainly looking that way. It looks like Tony Forbolleaux has gone out of business.
Exclusive Taylor Swift interview.
When Tony told us he had an interview with Taylor Swift in the pipeline we were very excited. When he handed this in we were fuming with him, but here it is anyway.
Apologies to fans of the actual Taylor Swift.
The eagerly anticipated second part to the interview is now here for your viewing pleasure. Tony still hasn't sussed out that this bloke is not the world famous Taylor Swift. Maybe his name is actually Taylor swift. It could be a man or a woman's name, but we doubt that.
KARASEK
I became interested in Karasek when I saw a most excellent mural of him in an alleyway wall in Liskeard, Cornwall, about seven years ago.
If anyone knows anything about him, let me know! He seems to have disappeared out of history!
The ballad of
Machine Gun Clive
Machine Gun Clive is a dedicated and motivated professional.
He works as enforcer and head of security for the master villain known as Beef Thief Keith. Check out this delightful spin-off.
Tony's Gallery
Click on the Button beneath to look at Tony's gallery. It's green and just down below this text. Its got 'Button' written on it
Lessons in Tai Chi with Tony.
Tony saw something about Tai Chi on TV the other day,
and now he thinks he's fully qualified to teach everyone how to do it at home.
Come and soak up some of his wisdom, and watch in amusement as he gets battered by his mate Phillip.
The Forbolleaux Tapestry
Here you can marvel at the rich tapestry of Tony Forbolleaux.
It was probably a bad idea to start with, but I've continued on with it anyway.
Some of the scandalous misadventures involving Tony Forbolleaux and his cohorts.
The Great Wimbledon Beef Heist of 1994
At some point during the hazier part of the 1990's, Forbolleaux and a small group of friends took part in an audacious robbery of rare quality fillet steak from one of the most merciless and unscrupulous beef barons the world has ever known...
The tarpaulin killer
Not long after his return to the UK after going into hiding for several years after the great Wimbledon beef heist went tits up, Tony teamed up with his old friend Reverend Blue Jeans to form the Blue Jeans & Forbolleaux Detective Agency. Here's a yarn about one of the more i nteresting cases they caught....
Earnie, Rob, and Cornelius.
Earnie, Rob, and Cornelius are highly qualified and motivated professionals.
They do a little dance when the sun comes out.
Takes a high dive...
I've started to work on a short animation of this buffoon being chased up a diving board by a monstrous assailant with an ice cream tattooed to his forehead, with hilarious consequences. Bear with me. Its going to be really really good. I promise...
Tony Forbolleaux
Painter & Adventurer
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